I can try to come up with some sort of excuse, but none of them are any good. Basically, from the moment Thor confused “hacking” with “slash” in Loki: Agent of Asgard #1, I’ve been making myself laugh imagining what kind of slash Loki would write.
(Obviously, he’s an IronHulk shipper.)
Also, if you haven’t been reading Loki: Agent of Asgard, you really should! Al Ewing and Lee Garbett are geniuses.
Thor: You have made a terrible slash upon SHIELD’s internet.
Loki: Hacked, Thor. I hacked them. Slash is something different.
[Thor looks confused.]
Loki: …though I may have left some terrible slash too.
[Bruce is at a computer, reading.]
Bruce: “As Tony gripped his lover through the purple trousers, he thanked his lucky starts he designed the Hulkbuster armour…”
[Tony stares at screen.]